Nursery Key Worker: “Ben, come here and sign this card for your mummy”
Ben: “Kinda busy right now, you do it”
Key Worker: “Come on now, I’ve done the hard bit, just come and sign it”
Ben: Carries on playing with cars...
Key Worker: “Ben...Ben, are you going to come here and sign?”
Ben: Throws toy car across room “Ffs! Can’t you see I’m playing here!?!”
* Ben glares at Key Worker *
* Key Worker looks him dead in the eye and arches one eyebrow while holding pen towards him *
* Ben rolls eyes and walks toward her and snatches pen *
Ben: “Fine!” Scribbles angrily and throws pen down on the floor while turning and walking back towards cars. “Quit nagging me, Woman! You’re worse than my bloody mother.”
Happy V Day, Peeps!
SR x
Disclaimer: I am of course delighted with my card and will treasure it forever.
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